She's Strange, Volume II

Note: Be sure to read volume I if you haven't already so that you'll know what "She's Strange" posts are.

While innocently walking through the housewares section of Kohl's a few weeks ago, Leah and I happened upon this:


Yes, gentle readers, that is gum that someone has stuck to the Moose's posterior. Who wants to bet that the Disgustingtons have this platter?